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Most Primitive: 2,489thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,495thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,894th
The Kirina of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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A corrupt leader
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kirina

Population4.068 billion

CapitalSaigon
LeaderA corrupt leader
FaithWho knows

CurrencyMoneh
AnimalBirb

The Kirina of Kirina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.068 billion Kirinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saigon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Kirinese economy, worth 313 trillion Monehs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,123 Monehs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,608 per year while the poor average 19,099, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, A corrupt leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Who knows has been named as Kirina's national religion, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kirina's national animal is the Birb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Who knows.

Kirina is ranked 287,418th in the world and 10,068th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3.64653933288 days.

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1%
Most Primitive: 2,489thTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,495thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,894thTop
10%
Most Armed: 20,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,868thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,268thMost Devout: 22,218thLargest Mining Sector: 22,540thLargest Retail Industry: 25,620thMost Avoided: 27,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,740th
Top
5%
Most Primitive: 124th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 272nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 744th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 814th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 866th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kirina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Kirina's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kirina was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Kirina ceased to exist in Conquest puppet storage.
  • : Kirina's influence in Conquest puppet storage rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Kirina's influence in Conquest puppet storage rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Kirina's influence in Conquest puppet storage rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Kirina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kirina's influence in Conquest puppet storage rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Kirina's influence in Conquest puppet storage rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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