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Most Stationary: 3,125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,191stLargest Populations: 11,642nd
The Rogue Nation of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Gold speaks more than words
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kirkwall Coterie

Population22.838 billion

CurrencyCoin
AnimalCoyote

The Rogue Nation of Kirkwall Coterie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.838 billion Kirkwall Coterieans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The powerhouse Kirkwall Coteriean economy, worth 729 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 31,959 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 90,213 per year while the poor average 9,063, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all recreational drugs are legal, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kirkwall Coterie's national animal is the Coyote, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kirkwall Coterie is ranked 3,125th in the world and 3rd in Thedas for Most Stationary, with 3,759.66426048 days.

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Most Stationary: 3,125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,191stLargest Populations: 11,642ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,722ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,541st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie's influence in Thedas rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie's influence in Thedas fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirkwall Coterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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