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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 505th Most Influential: 1,658th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,637th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Population629 million



The Most Serene Republic of Kirnea is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 629 million Kirneans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vistala. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kirnean economy, worth 79.7 trillion iskars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,716 iskars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. Kirnea's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kirnea is ranked 10,322nd in the world and 510th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 505thMost Influential: 1,658thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,637thRudest Citizens: 4,512thMost Secular: 5,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,898thNicest Citizens: 8,333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,459thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,786thHighest Drug Use: 10,024thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,322ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,195thMost Efficient Economies: 11,717thMost Inclusive: 11,916thMost Developed: 12,069thNudest: 12,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,228thSmartest Citizens: 15,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,691stMost Cultured: 16,308th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 126th in the regionRudest Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Secular: 317th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 345th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 368th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 377th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 410th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 413th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 462nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 547th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 553rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 621st in the regionMost Influential: 653rd in the regionMost Developed: 696th in the regionMost Inclusive: 717th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 774th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 808th in the regionMost Cultured: 837th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 854th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 858th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 914th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Kirnea was endorsed by The Free Land of Antityranicals.
  • : Kirnea was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kirnea, the newest shade developed by Kirnea's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Kirnea was endorsed by The Borderlands of North Altatude.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 223 » Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Maott, PlanetPunk, Kulgatha, El Fiji Grande, Moubarakistan, Pallaith, Amauri, THX1138, Newpromisedland, Uganda Knuckles UK, Territorio di Nessuno, Koda-Land, Sundred, National Goats, Siwale, SORT, Alunya, Shibutani, United Draconia, Yummy Blubber, SchoolHouse Rock, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, The Iron Lions, Corfad, Sinelona, New Pruessen, Shin-Hachioji, Acrabinnia, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Malta Comino Gozo, Omnistria, Spartoptia, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Black Templares, Sunto, North Bratislava, Lunallian, Bayern-Straubing, Votak Matim, Yaorozu, Dreadton, Pleroma Sans Romans, Ninjak30, Ostrinios, Sakaryata, Sacrento, and 173 others.Q w e r t y, The Most Freedom Ever, COCONUT-CITY, New Bremerton, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ozstan, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ethereal Expanse, Shadowrik, Joodey, Sheldanada, Suicidistan, Cloydicia, Ofemerica, Dar es Saalam, The Windmilluminati, Egalico, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Ainsworth, Amerian States, Sil Dorsett, The Rhein States, Napnomadia, Tappan Hills, Alice Gardens, Govornia, Warsaw-Halicz, Lower Nubia, Valhalla123, Partax, Ieprus, East Wushen, New Chilokver, Diodone, Wunderstrafanstalt, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Camarthen, Solmetria, Evetstan, Chukstik Illahi, Zokk, Humptalumpta, Ara Antrizuls, BrightFutures, The Austro Germanic Union, Kwaj, New Eleria, Ice and Tinian, Kalimora Aire, Panama Coalition, Torakuen, Selfgradatude, Kelvaros Prime, Kasazzastan, SillyString, The Gamer Party, Pasargad, Buckerino, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Steraz, AGoodPlace, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Federation Terra Australis, Frances Francis the First of France, General COE, Wineclaw, Guer Aike, Azzarel, Great Solordia, East Supple Lund, Chamocha, Detrivania, Lemonbiscuits, Jasminlandia, Renzic, Venezuelia, The Serdey Islands, Minuda, Antiyard, ISOP, Copria, Zumlandia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Dopeland420, Phoronu, Soviet Terran, ZimRobwe, United Kahndaq, Walter Jackson, Arimbia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Kubrostavsria, Manticore utopia, French Bananastan, Revolutionary Sealand, Fayyayid, Karazan, Bonjoura, Free Culture, Aroa, Cinnibar, Tianqing, Dicko, Plumas, Potatolandium, Beladev, Erwo Stal, Guslantis, The Kyziban Islands, The United States of Romania, Niradans, Sanjurika, New Lakemba, Wilkshire, The Teddy, Kirostan, Esplandia, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Jefffliu, Racoda, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, Spunkland, Misuvelia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Peldorn, New Phyrreus, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Meyghan, Trillius, Dadastan Archipelago, Marijuana Haven, Ka Ching, Drasvidania, Fengate, The Pantheons, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Rkainjel, Thiammyalllaland, Aratani, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Kingdom of Destsky, British Pacific Islands, Vikingiarchy, Lost Staria, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Conservadoria, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, and Antityranicals.

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