by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,289th Most Influential: 1,706th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,396th
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Acta Non Verba
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population7.066 billion

CapitalKIROVET City
LeaderPresident Fritz Rheinmetall


The Dictatorship of KIROVET is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Fritz Rheinmetall with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.066 billion KIROVETIANS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KIROVET City. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KIROVETIAN economy, worth 729 trillion Cenzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,300 Cenzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, the single fish caught by KIROVETIAN fishers last year is cited as evidence of KIROVET's thriving fisheries, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KIROVET's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

KIROVET is ranked 13,632nd in the world and 303rd in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 215 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,289thTop
Most Influential: 1,706thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,756thBest Weather: 7,158thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,239thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,356thMost Developed: 8,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,972ndMost Inclusive: 8,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,775thLowest Crime Rates: 9,826thHealthiest Citizens: 10,089thMost Secular: 11,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,268thLargest Governments: 12,316thMost Cultured: 12,395thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,053rdMost Stationary: 13,081stNudest: 13,632ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,237th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 201st in the regionBest Weather: 219th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 232nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 279th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292nd in the regionNudest: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 305th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionLargest Governments: 319th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionLargest Populations: 329th in the regionMost Inclusive: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Average: 379th in the regionMost Secular: 393rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 456th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 537th in the region

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