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Kjanu

Population5.745 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi

CurrencyRias
AnimalCanary

The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.745 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,261 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 182,478th in the world and 85th in Northern Utopia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.23 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 354thMost Advanced Public Education: 462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 506thMost Pacifist: 527thMost Compassionate Citizens: 569thNicest Citizens: 634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 656thMost Inclusive: 711thMost Beautiful Environments: 836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 845thBest Weather: 927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,014thSafest: 1,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,292ndMost Developed: 1,319thSmartest Citizens: 1,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,682ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,791stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,115thLargest Governments: 2,254thMost Cultured: 2,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,026thMost Influential: 3,268thMost Secular: 3,970thLowest Crime Rates: 4,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,568thNudest: 8,553rdHighest Drug Use: 8,787thHighest Average Incomes: 8,893rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,432ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,512thMost Efficient Economies: 10,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,395thMost Politically Free: 13,420thHighest Economic Output: 15,851stMost Stationary: 16,641stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,218th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kjanu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn This Game".
  • : Kjanu voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Kjanu voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Grenopia, The Soviet state of Svalbard, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Latin Tigers, and AusValia.

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