The Sleepy Joe of KJU Marshall is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.837 billion KJU Marshalli are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Co-you know the things a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 318,053 Co-you know the things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 244,740^th in the world and 1,065^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.84 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.