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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 669thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 810th
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KJU Marshall

Population5.837 billion

CapitalCorruption Hill
LeaderSleepy Joe

CurrencyCo-you know the thing

The Sleepy Joe of KJU Marshall is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.837 billion KJU Marshalli are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Co-you know the things a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 318,053 Co-you know the things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 244,740th in the world and 1,065th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.84 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 669thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 810thMost Avoided: 900thLargest Mining Sector: 1,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,131stLargest Black Market: 1,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,543rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,572ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,572ndMost Armed: 1,685thFattest Citizens: 1,709thHighest Average Incomes: 1,760thMost Secular: 2,203rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,343rdNudest: 2,393rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,547thMost Efficient Economies: 3,022ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,886thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,638thRudest Citizens: 5,657thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,904thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,956thMost Influential: 7,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,158thLargest Governments: 8,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,816thHighest Economic Output: 9,082ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,898thLowest Crime Rates: 21,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,417thSmartest Citizens: 24,480th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the region

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