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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 611thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 803rd
The Sleepy Joe Biden of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
The co-you know, the thing
Sleepy Joe
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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KJU Marshall

Population4.521 billion

CapitalCorruption Hill
LeaderSleepy Joe
FaithIgnorance

CurrencyDelicious Hair
AnimalSniffer

The Sleepy Joe Biden of KJU Marshall is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.521 billion KJU Marshalli are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Delicious Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 303,689 Delicious Hairs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 204,199th in the world and 1,879th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 17.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 611thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 803rdMost Avoided: 863rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,038thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,305thMost Armed: 1,355thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,474thFattest Citizens: 1,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,671stLargest Retail Industry: 1,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,884thLargest Black Market: 1,886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,922ndMost Secular: 1,940thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,409thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,414thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,201stNudest: 3,855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,079thRudest Citizens: 5,421stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,062ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,584thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,629thMost Conservative: 8,448thLargest Governments: 8,788thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,854thHighest Economic Output: 11,877thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,393rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,767th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 127th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
  • : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great KJU Marshallian Liberator".
  • : KJU Marshall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".

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