The Sleepy Joe Biden of KJU Marshall is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.521 billion KJU Marshalli are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Delicious Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 303,689 Delicious Hairs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 204,199^th in the world and 1,879^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 17.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.