The Corrupt Mess of Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 518 million Kleptocrats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komaria. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The all-consuming Kleptocratic economy, worth 49.1 trillion Human Rights a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 94,764 Human Rights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and Komaria has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs is ranked 152,575^th in the world and 231^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 450.62 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.