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Nudest: 3,732ndMost Authoritarian: 7,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,727th
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Kniseland

Population353 million

CapitalAdesdian

CurrencyMark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Dictatorship of Kniseland is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 353 million Kniselandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adesdian. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kniselandian economy, worth 23.8 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,484 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation excels at displacement, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kniseland's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kniseland is ranked 22,739th in the world and 299th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.43 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Nudest: 3,732ndMost Authoritarian: 7,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,727thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,309thMost Income Equality: 18,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,866thMost Extreme: 20,525th
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Nudest: 32nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 65th in the regionMost Conservative: 97th in the regionMost Extreme: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionMost Income Equality: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kniseland was endorsed by The Dictatorship of New CHOP.
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Kniseland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Extreme.
  • : Kniseland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kniseland, women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to.

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