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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,320thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,958thMost Influential: 2,587th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Nothing
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Knitehorn

Population753 million

CapitalKini

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalCorona Virus

The Kingdom of Knitehorn is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 753 million Knitehornians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kini. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The all-consuming Knitehornian economy, worth 79.8 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 105,921 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Knitehorn are born in the purple, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, visitors to Knitehorn are microchipped and must be escorted by a Knitehornian soldier - even to the bathroom, and meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Knitehorn's national animal is the Corona Virus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Knitehorn is ranked 150,734th in the world and 6,765th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 509.63 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,320thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,958thTop
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Most Influential: 2,587thMost Armed: 3,040thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,098thFattest Citizens: 6,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,775thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,777thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,703rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,337thLargest Black Market: 19,166thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,479th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 192nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 389th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 426th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 476th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 499th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 512th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 539th in the regionLargest Black Market: 626th in the regionMost Influential: 792nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 825th in the regionMost Avoided: 827th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 893rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Knitehorn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Knitehorn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, visitors to Knitehorn are microchipped and must be escorted by a Knitehornian soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, many in Knitehorn are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Knitehorn, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Knitehorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Knitehorn was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
  • : Knitehorn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 159 » Noahs Second Country, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Orado, Newpromisedland, The Rhein States, Dar es Saalam, Siwale, Shibutani, Xagill, Empy, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Ihese, Pazair, Praeceps, Omnistria, Seenvorland, Valentine Z, Dabarastan, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Nistriabar, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Loli County, Unshleepd, Sundred, Daiz, Prydania, Westinor, SherpDaWerp in TNP, 1 very fast endotarter, Fendlium, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Malta Comino Gozo, Kasazzastan, El Fiji Grande, McMasterdonia, Serendipita Martia, Zumlandia, Dreadton, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Destructive Government Endorsing System, and 109 others.Crader, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Wisconsota, Astronomical, Abject Ludicrosity, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Wineclaw, Shadowrik, Fauzjhia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Mesopotama, Holy Oranz, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Oceanialia, PotatoFarmers, Avastate, Maott, Fayyayid, Korovan Isles, Joodey, Sikol, Frostcell, Loutsland, Saperisole, Xentherida, Zzozona, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, The Endless Eventide, Kranostav, Kenefche, Clan Spaniel, Hopsin, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Kahlo, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Terban Kedah, U S Eh, Xyrron, Ravendi, Smesh, Pokemanland, Madjack, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, The Noviosyus, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Xipher, Simone Republic, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Artemis Selene, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Solskjar, Tikariot, Napnomadia, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Nationeer, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Dangine, Votak Matim, Runeda, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Navsland, and Hardscrabble.

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