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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,030thMost Income Equality: 8,706thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,795th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
We're a nation, I guess
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Koayo

Population232 million

CurrencyKoayoan pound
Animalcockatiel

The Republic of Koayo is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 232 million Koayoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Koayoan economy, worth 8.45 trillion Koayoan pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,404 Koayoan pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koayo's national animal is the cockatiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koayo is ranked 185,298th in the world and 128th in Refugia for Rudest Citizens, with 31.88 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,030thMost Income Equality: 8,706thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,795thTop
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Most Influential: 14,026thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,821stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,200thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,751stMost Inclusive: 20,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,588thHealthiest Citizens: 21,829th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koayo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Koayo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Koayo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Koayo, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.

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