by Max Barry

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Nudest: 86thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,946th
The Holy Empire of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
If you're out of Beer, ask the Tarsier
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Population4.415 billion

CapitalBibedi Baquamalla
LeaderThe Naked Koboldmaki
Faithnothing of importance


The Holy Empire of Koboldmakistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Naked Koboldmaki with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.415 billion Koboldmakistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bibedi Baquamalla. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Koboldmakistanian economy, worth 282 trillion Hallemallas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Average income is 64,073 Hallemallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koboldmakistan's national animal is the Tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nothing of importance.

Koboldmakistan is ranked 6,104th in the world and 86th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Nudest: 86thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,946thMost Pacifist: 5,046thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,104thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,546thMost Inclusive: 7,842ndMost Influential: 7,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,007thNicest Citizens: 8,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,952ndSafest: 10,061stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,951stHighest Drug Use: 12,666thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,736thMost Cultured: 14,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,691stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,622ndBest Weather: 16,127thMost Income Equality: 19,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,559thLargest Governments: 20,586th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 24th in the region

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