The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.153 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 3,377 trillion Pomegranates a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,893 Pomegranates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Koda-Landian pirates, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, gossip magazines have pictures of Koda sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koda-Land is ranked 2,687^th in the world and 150^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.91 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.