The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.368 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 4,426 trillion Pomegranates a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,545 Pomegranates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Koda-Land are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and much of Koda-Land's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koda-Land is ranked 196,730^th in the world and 12,405^th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 24.52 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.