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Koem Kab was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 287
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th
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Koem Kab

Population6.792 billion

CapitalFederick City
LeaderThe Great Leader
FaithKoem Kabism

Currencypound
Animalporpoise

The Empire of Koem Kab is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.792 billion Koem Kabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth a remarkable 5,137 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 756,451 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, and colonial subjects have Koem Kabian culture shoved down their throats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.

Koem Kab is ranked 12,125th in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,428.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 46thMost Secular: 48thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51stMost Scientifically Advanced: 76thMost Subsidized Industry: 78thLargest Information Technology Sector: 101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 124thMost Efficient Economies: 142ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 156thLargest Black Market: 186thMost Corrupt Governments: 199thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236thLargest Agricultural Sector: 291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 325thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 348thMost Armed: 349thLargest Mining Sector: 383rdLargest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Retail Industry: 392ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 426thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 437thLargest Governments: 462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 463rdMost Avoided: 490thFattest Citizens: 642ndSmartest Citizens: 694thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 948thLowest Crime Rates: 1,028thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,278thRudest Citizens: 1,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,571stHighest Economic Output: 1,583rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,232ndMost Developed: 2,558thMost Cultured: 3,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,446thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,526thMost Authoritarian: 11,442ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,300th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, colonial subjects have Koem Kabian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, foreign governments regularly accuse the Koem Kabian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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