by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population40.001 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.001 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 35,192 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 245,281st in the world and 65th in Wysteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.47 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thLargest Populations: 18thHighest Average Incomes: 23rdSmartest Citizens: 26thMost Avoided: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 35thLargest Gambling Industry: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 42ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndFattest Citizens: 51stMost Armed: 63rdLargest Publishing Industry: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 95thRudest Citizens: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rdMost Cultured: 182ndMost Secular: 213thLargest Retail Industry: 353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 760thMost Rebellious Youth: 783rdMost Corrupt Governments: 837thMost Efficient Economies: 1,047thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,370thLargest Black Market: 5,670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,525thMost Influential: 7,110thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,158thTop
Most Stationary: 17,997thMost Pro-Market: 18,645thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,380th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the region

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