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Largest Populations: 16,409thMost Pacifist: 21,758thHighest Economic Output: 23,402nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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KOI-1

Population20.089 billion

Currency$$
Animalswordfish

The Republic of KOI-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.089 billion KOI-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong KOI-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,283 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, the government is spending billions of taxpayer $$s to support "struggling" industries, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KOI-1's national animal is the swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KOI-1 is ranked 226,154th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Ireland for Most Stationary, with 26.4839413836 days.

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Largest Populations: 16,409thMost Pacifist: 21,758thHighest Economic Output: 23,402ndLargest Publishing Industry: 25,815thSafest: 26,517th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KOI-1's influence in The Kingdom of Ireland rose from "Page" to "Hermit".
  • : KOI-1 relocated from Lazarus to The Kingdom of Ireland.
  • : KOI-1 was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : KOI-1 ceased to exist in The Kingdom of Ireland.
  • : KOI-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : KOI-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : KOI-1 altered its national flag.
  • : KOI-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : KOI-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
  • : KOI-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest, Most Pacifist, Largest Populations, and Largest Publishing Industry.

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