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Largest Retail Industry: 307thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,196th
The Megacorporation of
Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy
小島の光が輝くかもしれない
Hideo Kojima
Influence
Auxiliary
Head of Regional Defense
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kojima Productions

Population3.08 billion

CapitalDai Kabukichō
LeaderHideo Kojima
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyCorporate Check
AnimalSnake

The Megacorporation of Kojima Productions is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hideo Kojima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.08 billion Employees are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dai Kabukichō. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Employee economy, worth 997 trillion Corporate Checks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 323,888 Corporate Checks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Dai Kabukichō. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kojima Productions's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Kojima Productions is ranked 158,015th in the world and 14th in Greater Necanica for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.33 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 307thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,196thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,299thHighest Average Incomes: 1,527thLargest Black Market: 1,800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,808thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,047thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,230thMost Efficient Economies: 2,259thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,271stFattest Citizens: 2,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,959thLargest Mining Sector: 2,978thMost Devout: 3,014thRudest Citizens: 3,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,137thMost Avoided: 4,152ndLargest Governments: 5,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,847thMost Cultured: 6,491stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,861stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,889thMost Inclusive: 8,547thSmartest Citizens: 9,009thMost Developed: 9,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,700thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,251stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,217thMost Armed: 13,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,642ndHighest Economic Output: 16,988th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Dai Kabukichō.
  • : Kojima Productions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, most citizens in Kojima Productions are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kojima Productions, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.

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