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Most Secular: 4,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,582ndMost Inclusive: 6,939th
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Kolorland

Population5.172 billion

CapitalKarama
LeaderPresident Lokh Mashar

CurrencyVadk
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Socialist Federation of Kolorland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Lokh Mashar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.172 billion Kolorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karama. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Klordic economy, worth 463 trillion Vadks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,644 Vadks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolorland's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kolorland is ranked 18,995th in the world and 1,020th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,323.13 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 4,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,582ndMost Inclusive: 6,939thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,949thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,859thNicest Citizens: 8,036thMost Pacifist: 9,191stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,376thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,669thMost Cultured: 11,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,154thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,524thSmartest Citizens: 13,471stBest Weather: 13,752ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,350thHealthiest Citizens: 17,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,548thMost Developed: 18,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,995thLowest Crime Rates: 19,217thLargest Governments: 20,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,255th
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Most Secular: 209th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 299th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionNicest Citizens: 383rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 397th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 426th in the regionMost Pacifist: 463rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 508th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 539th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 567th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 580th in the regionMost Cultured: 629th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 720th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 723rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 729th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 752nd in the regionBest Weather: 755th in the regionMost Income Equality: 762nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kolorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kolorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Kolorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, sex changes are routinely performed at Kolorland's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolorland, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.

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