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Most Authoritarian: 6,335thLowest Crime Rates: 12,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,422nd
The United Socialist States of
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Kommunopia

Population1.718 billion

CapitalUnity City
LeaderSupreme Head Comrade

CurrencyPeople's Dollar
AnimalCommisar Penguin

The United Socialist States of Kommunopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Head Comrade with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.718 billion Kommunopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unity City. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kommunopian economy, worth 132 trillion People's Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,889 People's Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kommunopia's national animal is the Commisar Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kommunopia is ranked 116,772nd in the world and 242nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,207.15 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 6,335thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,422ndMost Secular: 14,005thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,767thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,238thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,412thLargest Governments: 20,614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,507thMost Extreme: 23,279thSafest: 23,345th
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Most Authoritarian: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Conservative: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kommunopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, Supreme Head Comrade signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Kommunopia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.

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