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Healthiest Citizens: 1,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,260thLowest Crime Rates: 2,277th
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Konneticut

Population2.217 billion

CapitalSao Marino
LeaderBoromir
FaithNone

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalDragon

The Federal Republic of Konneticut is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Boromir with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.217 billion Konneticutians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Marino. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konneticutian economy, worth 364 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,449 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konneticut's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Konneticut is ranked 182,610th in the world and 6,057th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.86 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,260thLowest Crime Rates: 2,277thTop
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Best Weather: 2,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,263rdMost Influential: 3,739thMost Inclusive: 4,251stMost Pacifist: 4,422ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,606thSafest: 4,659thMost Efficient Economies: 5,244thMost Developed: 5,592ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,136thLargest Governments: 6,245thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,937thNicest Citizens: 7,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,230thSmartest Citizens: 7,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,077thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,025thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,338thHighest Average Incomes: 11,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,533rdMost Secular: 11,936thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,529thMost Cultured: 18,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,198thMost Average: 21,271st
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Healthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 76th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 92nd in the regionSafest: 142nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 208th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 219th in the regionNicest Citizens: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 267th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 301st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Average: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 363rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 425th in the regionMost Cultured: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 582nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 642nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 771st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Konneticut voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback.
  • : Konneticut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, Boromir's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, builders across Konneticut are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Konneticut, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.

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