Population | 15.988 billion |
Capital | City of Konstantyne |
Leader | Everwyn de Teodesindus |
Faith | Orthodoxy |
Currency | Ducat |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Konstantyne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Everwyn de Teodesindus with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.988 billion Konstantyneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Konstantyne. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Konstantynean economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,165 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Devotion to God is only skin-deep, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Konstantyne's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.
Konstantyne is ranked 14,880th in the world and 173rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,785.41832260932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Konstantyne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Konstantyne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in Konstantyne, divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns.