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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,589thNudest: 4,851stMost Devout: 6,116th
The Three United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Democracy is blind
Captain Nami Ito
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.968 billion

LeaderCaptain Nami Ito

CurrencyKorolkian Dollar

The Three United States of Korolk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Nami Ito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.968 billion Korolkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chevaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Korolkian economy, worth 303 trillion Korolkian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,267 Korolkian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,985 per year while the poor average 23,969, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korolk's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Korolk is ranked 117,970th in the world and 120th in First World Order for Most Average, scoring 35.56 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Gambling Industry: 3,589thNudest: 4,851stMost Devout: 6,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,789thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,447thMost Avoided: 9,935thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,060thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,892ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,581st
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the region

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