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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,085thLargest Black Market: 3,319th
The Dorvaniin Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
For Serimys and for the glory!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Korolk

Population9.947 billion

CapitalKoltyrnak
LeaderEmpress Serimys
FaithCult of the Underworld

CurrencyKurzegan
AnimalDorvan

The Dorvaniin Empire of Korolk is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Serimys with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.947 billion Dorvaniin are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltyrnak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dorvaniin economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Kurzegans a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 212,256 Kurzegans, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, the government has returned all business to private ownership, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Korolk's national animal is the Dorvan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Underworld.

Korolk is ranked 239,621st in the world and 97th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 21.8294651958 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,837thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,085thLargest Black Market: 3,319thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,904thMost Avoided: 4,269thNudest: 5,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,905thMost Efficient Economies: 6,289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,572ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,414thHighest Economic Output: 11,493rdMost Secular: 12,099thLargest Mining Sector: 12,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,654thMost Patriotic: 13,238thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,282ndTop
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Largest Governments: 17,122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,922ndSmartest Citizens: 20,017thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,840thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,118th
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Most Avoided: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Korolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Korolk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, the fate of the world literally rests on Empress Serimys's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Dorvaniin.
  • : Following new legislation in Korolk, it's best to decline if Empress Serimys offers to buy a round of drinks.

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