The Republic of Korvias is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.997 billion Korviasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Porkvas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Korviasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,462 trillion Lobis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 371,994 Lobis, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime is totally unknown. Korvias's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Korvias is ranked 10,528^th in the world and 260^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.1 law-abiding acts per hour.