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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Beyond the jagged edges of war, we stand ready.
Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev
Eminence Grise
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.671 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Viktor Kruschev

AnimalBlack Bear

The Federation of Krimera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.671 billion Krimerans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremaras. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krimeran economy, worth a remarkable 4,029 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 525,253 Marxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krimera's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krimera is ranked 2,469th in the world and 4th in Novus Lucidum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,064.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 157thHighest Average Incomes: 234thHighest Poor Incomes: 244thLargest Black Market: 293rdMost Secular: 302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 426thMost Corrupt Governments: 471stMost Armed: 560thMost Subsidized Industry: 786thLargest Mining Sector: 829thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 847thLargest Governments: 1,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,097thMost Efficient Economies: 1,331stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,516thSmartest Citizens: 1,536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,887thTop
Most Developed: 2,138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,195thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,469thHighest Economic Output: 2,609thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,517thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,035thMost Influential: 4,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,574thMost Avoided: 4,705thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,514thMost Authoritarian: 7,373rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,735thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,606thMost Conservative: 18,688th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the region

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