|Leader||Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev|
The Federation of Krimera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.671 billion Krimerans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremaras. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Krimeran economy, worth a remarkable 4,029 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 525,253 Marxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krimera's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krimera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Krimera, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Krimera updated the World Factbook entry in Novus Lucidum.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Trifederal Republic of Haxia.
- : Krimera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
- : Krimera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Condaian.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Scalesburg.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Federation of East Beaverland.
- : Krimera was endorsed by The Republic of Rilandse.