by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,399thMost Influential: 1,557th
The Matriarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Ex nomine Luna, tu cruciabuntur!
Civil Rights
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Population8.1 billion

CapitalCrystal Tokyo
LeaderNeo-Queen Serenity


The Matriarchy of Kristalmaan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.1 billion Kristalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon-Touched economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,905 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristalmaan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacetism.

Kristalmaan is ranked 5,415th in the world and 311th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,182.75 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,399thMost Influential: 1,557thMost Pacifist: 2,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,305thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,213thNicest Citizens: 3,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,641stMost Inclusive: 3,682ndSafest: 4,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,967thLargest Governments: 5,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,891stBest Weather: 5,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,471stMost Developed: 6,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,574thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,736thMost Cultured: 9,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,020thSmartest Citizens: 10,652ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,835thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,778thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,503rdHighest Economic Output: 16,236thHighest Average Incomes: 16,996thMost Efficient Economies: 19,036th
Largest Welfare Programs: 67th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionNicest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionSafest: 246th in the regionLargest Governments: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 288th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionBest Weather: 352nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 381st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 417th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 425th in the regionMost Developed: 430th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 456th in the regionMost Cultured: 467th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 487th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 512th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 565th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 587th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 625th in the regionMost Influential: 645th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 697th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 746th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 752nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 785th in the regionLargest Populations: 808th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 839th in the region

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