by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,489thMost Influential: 1,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,229th
The Matriarchy of
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Ex nomine Luna, tu cruciabuntur!
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Population6.748 billion

CapitalCrystal Tokyo
LeaderNeo-Queen Serenity


The Matriarchy of Kristalmaan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.748 billion Kristalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon-Touched economy, worth 870 trillion Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,954 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, arbitration is mightier than the sword, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and the news is showing footage of Neo-Queen Serenity bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristalmaan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacetism.

Kristalmaan is ranked 9,303rd in the world and 518th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.37 Years.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,489thMost Influential: 1,959thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,229thMost Pacifist: 2,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,230thNicest Citizens: 3,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,606thMost Inclusive: 3,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,106thSafest: 4,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,854thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,053rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,510thLowest Crime Rates: 5,753rdLargest Governments: 6,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,696thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,853rdBest Weather: 7,869thMost Developed: 8,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,303rdMost Cultured: 9,381stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,846thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,395thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,047thSmartest Citizens: 13,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,567thHighest Drug Use: 14,773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 18,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,177thHighest Economic Output: 19,385thMost Devout: 19,762nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 69th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 201st in the regionNicest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionSafest: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionMost Inclusive: 252nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 287th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 291st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionLargest Governments: 324th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 337th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 369th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 401st in the regionBest Weather: 427th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 443rd in the regionMost Cultured: 466th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 518th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 518th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 535th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 553rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 589th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 591st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 592nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 692nd in the regionMost Influential: 692nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 708th in the regionLargest Populations: 750th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 887th in the regionMost Devout: 910th in the region

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