by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 269th Most Influential: 1,247th Most Pacifist: 9,648th
The Holy White Christmas of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
There will be no unexploited values left
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population642 million

CapitalSaint Patrick


The Holy White Christmas of Kroumos is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 642 million Kroumosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Patrick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The strong Kroumosian economy, worth 53.6 trillion Joules a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,563 Joules, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and classes at Saint Patrick University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroumos's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kroumos is ranked 122,840th in the world and 5,051st in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 269thMost Influential: 1,247thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,648thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,799thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,027thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,571stMost Secular: 12,301stNicest Citizens: 13,920thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,334th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 239th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 289th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 357th in the regionMost Secular: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484th in the regionNicest Citizens: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 508th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 513th in the regionMost Inclusive: 595th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 638th in the regionSafest: 653rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 655th in the region

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