The Ever Knowledgeable Kingdom of Kruiven is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kruiven with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.46 billion Kruivenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kruivenapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kruivenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,641 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bears have more rights than the average citizen, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kruiven's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kruiven is ranked 4,590^th in the world and 1^st in League Of Allied Powers for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 142 Bank.