The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.174 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 2,067 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 334,923 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most ambassadors from Krusavich retire only a few years after being appointed, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Krusavich is ranked 236,956th in the world and 482nd in Forest for Most Pacifist, with 2.33 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
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Krusavich, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
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Krusavich, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
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Krusavich, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
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Krusavich, most ambassadors from Krusavich retire only a few years after being appointed.
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Krusavich, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
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Krusavich, water fights now end with thousands dead.
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Krusavich, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
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Krusavich, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
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Krusavich, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
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Krusavich, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You".