The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.628 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 2,286 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 344,969 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, replacement organs are grown in vats, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 8,846^th in the world and 20^th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9,654.81 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.