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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,329th
The Imperial Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
I'd choose death over surrender anyday.
Tex Marshall
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Kruzaki

Population845 million

CapitalOm'gafu
LeaderTex Marshall

Currencywatti
Animalpanther

The Imperial Republic of Kruzaki is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Tex Marshall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 845 million Kruzakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Om'gafu. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kruzakian economy, worth 124 trillion wattis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,710 wattis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kruzaki's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kruzaki's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kruzaki is ranked 84,953rd in the world and 2,484th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,567.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,329thLargest Mining Sector: 6,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,500thMost Avoided: 8,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,962ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,347thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,522ndMost Developed: 13,977thHighest Average Incomes: 14,155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,854thLargest Retail Industry: 17,209thMost Secular: 17,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,041stLargest Black Market: 19,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,807thSmartest Citizens: 21,745thMost Efficient Economies: 22,079th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 192nd in the regionMost Avoided: 196th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300th in the regionLargest Black Market: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 324th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Developed: 359th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 414th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 492nd in the regionMost Secular: 498th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 518th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 526th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 544th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 598th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kruzaki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kruzaki's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kruzaki, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.

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