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Most Valuable International Artwork: 410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 414thMost Influential: 909th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The Lands Where the Sun Never Sets
Emperor Theodore I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.103 billion

CapitalLemon City
LeaderEmperor Theodore I


The Empire of Krystalveil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Theodore I with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.103 billion Krystalveilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth 775 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,761 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Krystalveilian as 'your finger, you fool', and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krystalveil is ranked 2,089th in the world and 22nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,109.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 414thMost Influential: 909thMost Cultured: 1,497thMost Efficient Economies: 1,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,765thMost Developed: 1,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,881stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,089thMost Inclusive: 2,219thSmartest Citizens: 2,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,423rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,725thMost Pacifist: 3,043rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,112thLargest Governments: 3,135thNicest Citizens: 3,254thHighest Average Incomes: 3,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,748thHealthiest Citizens: 3,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,956thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,472ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,490thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,015thRudest Citizens: 5,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,591stLowest Crime Rates: 5,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,333rdMost Secular: 6,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,910thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,610thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,944thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,486thTop
Best Weather: 13,558thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,084thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,566thSafest: 19,376th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 112th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 119th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 121st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 122nd in the regionNudest: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krystalveil, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Krystalveil, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Krystalveilian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Krystalveil, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Krystalveil, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Krystalveil, gossip magazines have pictures of Emperor Theodore I sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Krystalveil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Krystalveil was endorsed by The Protectorate of Patch Rabbit.
  • : Krystalveil lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
  • : Krystalveil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Krystalveil endorsed The Republic of The Potato Islands.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 285 » Republic of Nutella, The Snake Brotherhood, Free Land of Rebellium, The Soylent Green Party, Creeptopia, Maalemzya, ShadowVoltia, Kuriko, Dustwind, Northern Nivaria, Lower Phlebacite, New Dracora, Ignis Cinere, Tzo, Vivolkha, Blogotopia, New Fania, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, Nooooooooooooooo, Danyl, Juiulia, Grimmywelsh, Maconshinbernititte, BRVTOPIA, Yakkandiania, Great Virgin, Tol Elenna, Northern African Sahara, Valentian Elysium, Auroma, Old Tryst, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, QuazaFire, A R V E R N A, Palman, Achiotopia, Ferte, Discotheque, Est Edmus Turs, Blavorth, The Pipiles, Karlando, Recon Island, Tamsalin, Ascended Union, Saybel, Graemania, Constantinolia, The United States of Marshall, and 235 others.Republic of Karskarovyt, Eist, Colonel Terrosit, Canthos, Neojinkotsu, Jimjam Goober, Pedapudi, Carbo Nation, Marroc, Imark, Kebecois, Mastodonia, Chip Skylark, Sedek-Cantus, Solarampa, Athontia, Stavillia, Airday, Eames, City of Saint Nicolas, Final Universal Order, Quemfaria, Martunra, Imperium Libertarium Marxium, Ao Kuang, Liberdon, Kaltovar, Tills, Old Atlantica, Everrettannia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Kilko, AciaciaMont, Etainerre, Nemohsis, Zinzdan, Sovieka, Hellenic Exusia, West Whale, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, United East Republics, Seantonia, Wysrod, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Lesbi, The Biggles Syndicate, Maddledom, Dystopija, Greenmont Federation, Arctic Coalition, Anigeto, Tholosis, New Polenisia, The Pizza, Giraten, Eazykillerstan, South Comradia, Quwoe, Novegia, Japanie, Snakeden, Afriesinele, The Republic of Osea, Free Booze, Gewisse, Tsan Derch, L-Aetos, The Parandeam, Nublar Paradox, Pawee, Terra Royaume, Drewish, Evertopia, Meravon, New Udonia, St Lennys Island, Jontua, Tangora, AliEN A, Caldorado, Zopciria, Xemja, Ytvigshill, Chocolate Coookies, Nanase Army, Dadalin, Vestartia, Grungerock, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Techoligia, Piscina, True Mans, Palvat, United States of CLEEETUS, Haivon, Jesehannu, Free Land of Malopolska, Nogalacia, Holma, Harekoku, Kierekiko, Annarilia, Ergandia, Itic, Riance, Nilveroe, Zog Imperialis, New Tamara, Gleichberechtigung und Barmherzigkeit, Zyrcrestia, Calrad, Ehrgeizig, Thinking Logically and Critically, Normerk, Lantzalot, Pardul, Lunador, Empire of Red, West Longobardia, Alleida, Vragar, The African Emirates, Vones Monourakal, Ishkabibber, REPUBLICA LEGIONARA ROMANIA, Far New Zum, Pianaville, Iontan, Son Weslana, Namakan, Aurorastar, Sawhirius, Skamor, Ariree, Mozaic, Armatha, The Galactic RepubIlic, Islands of Czechia, Riachisland, New Suwa, IslaMond, Acvilsol, Anisopterra, Teabagia, Great Ranges, Diahn, Treeford, Amabanana, Asakraka, Waitiki, Andaristiva, Kachikawawa, Johnne Green, Dasterotchavan, Reasonin, Imperio de los Torres, Point Comfort Colony, Solsevara, Krasnota rubrum, Uravel, Transvolcanic, Silvastorn, United gaelic, Creightland, Catiels, Onnita, PYT, Maluspura, Wakanchi, Luncyggie, Hell Dos, Euclid Island, The Unop Union, Hellstep, United North American Islands, Rambunctious Kitties, Geonomia, MemeSaint, Ali Faridi, Leyarts, Santa Pace, Lisokyo, Bortheria, Sumipe, Setealem, Murphtannia, Porymonia, KJU Marshall, The Holy Cutlery Empire, Hanrimac, Zuleit, Valatian Empire, Prairiesora, Eclopia, Airegin123, Serbianistan, Dorab, Zeganas, Wigwag, Adrinian, Elwana, Kildare, New Terrasol, Haarlen, Crysanthem, Manurajya, Katitania, Marxist Germany, Stoichlands, Galimania, Erenonde, New CHOP, Timid Turtle, Zaberaz Hapang, Makykay, Cowkaine, Kertanagara, Free Fremovanja, Republic of Tikistan, Ilfarasia, Paradum, New Goldman, HumanSanity, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Kalldunn, Zachais, Ebadin, Sorthine, Ternigrasia, New Aireland, Alaxia, United States of island land, Georce, and Patch Rabbit.

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