The Empire of Krystalveil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Theodore I with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.103 billion Krystalveilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth 775 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,761 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Krystalveilian as 'your finger, you fool', and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krystalveil is ranked 2,089^th in the world and 22^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,109.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.