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Rudest Citizens: 1,181stHighest Crime Rates: 1,322ndHighest Drug Use: 1,446th
The Minarchic Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Libertatem super omnia.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Kurczak Mielony

Population6.99 billion


AnimalWhite Eagle

The Minarchic Republic of Kurczak Mielony is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by individuals with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.99 billion Poles live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Environment, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Polish economy, worth 677 trillion McCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 96,975 McCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kurczak Mielony's radio stations, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and the nation is so apathetic that Poles can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kurczak Mielony's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kurczak Mielony is ranked 162,184th in the world and 267th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 150.74 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,181stHighest Crime Rates: 1,322ndHighest Drug Use: 1,446thMost Influential: 1,713thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,885thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,732ndMost Armed: 3,849thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,003rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,340thLargest Retail Industry: 6,687thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,035thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,480thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,621stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,442ndMost Inclusive: 13,562ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,001stMost Cultured: 14,127thSmartest Citizens: 16,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,573rdMost Politically Free: 17,738thMost Secular: 18,639thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,921st
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the region

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