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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,030thMost Influential: 3,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,997th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Gratia Dei, nos vivere, humiliter
Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg
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Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg

Population1.324 billion

CapitalCarburg an der Oder
LeaderKurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg
FaithProtestant Catholicism

AnimalWhite-tailed eagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.324 billion Brandennburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carburg an der Oder. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient brandenburgian economy, worth 151 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,342 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, people say chess victor Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg can kill you with mind-bullets, glamping Brandennburgians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg's national animal is the White-tailed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Catholicism.

Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg is ranked 11,818th in the world and 226th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 89.17 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,030thMost Influential: 3,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,997thBest Weather: 4,467thHealthiest Citizens: 4,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,925thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,079thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,830thLowest Crime Rates: 6,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,645thMost Devout: 8,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,373rdNicest Citizens: 8,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,713thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,803rdSafest: 9,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,291stLargest Governments: 9,328thMost Authoritarian: 10,230thMost Cultured: 10,418thMost Developed: 11,818thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,874thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,058thSmartest Citizens: 16,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,910th
Largest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionBest Weather: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the region

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