by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,075th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,569th Most Devout: 3,577th
The National Syndicated Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Plurality, Identity, Authority!
Nagy Primor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.099 billion

LeaderChancellor Lodved Rendhopp
FaithGuild Christianity


The National Syndicated Fiefdom of Kustonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Lodved Rendhopp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.099 billion Kustonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zonnox. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kustonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion Jüks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 140,434 Jüks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, populations of two-headed Vultures have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kustonia's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Kustonia is ranked 10,115th in the world and 1st in Farkasfalka for Longest Average Lifespans, with 85.83 Years.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,075thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,569thMost Devout: 3,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,435thMost Efficient Economies: 4,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,113thLowest Crime Rates: 5,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,707thLargest Governments: 6,984thTop
Most Developed: 7,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,104thMost Cultured: 9,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,115thHighest Economic Output: 10,675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,784thBest Weather: 13,830thHighest Average Incomes: 14,380thHealthiest Citizens: 15,009th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

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