by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 2,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,536thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,733rd
The National Syndicated Fiefdom of
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Population12.825 billion

LeaderChancellor Lodved Rendhopp
FaithGuild Christianity


The National Syndicated Fiefdom of Kustonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Lodved Rendhopp with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.825 billion Kustonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zonnox. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kustonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Jūкs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 141,898 Jūкs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, Kustonia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and people caught mistreating Kustonia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kustonia's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Kustonia is ranked 206,088th in the world and 47th in Farkasfalka for Fattest Citizens, with 7.45 Obesity Rate.

Most Devout: 2,303rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,536thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,279thLowest Crime Rates: 4,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,874thMost Armed: 6,067thMost Cultured: 6,273rdLargest Governments: 6,475thMost Influential: 6,543rdMost Developed: 7,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,585thMost Efficient Economies: 8,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,405thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,397thHighest Economic Output: 9,401stBest Weather: 11,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,604thHealthiest Citizens: 11,985thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,273rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,329thSmartest Citizens: 13,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,585thHighest Average Incomes: 16,152ndLargest Populations: 22,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,550th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Great Ilirija, Yebloin, National Astroka, Krich Aerd, Stalkria, Yian Kut-Ku, The Tasmanian Reich, and Hellatha.

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