The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Coltra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 23.306 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramlock City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,846 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 508,320 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Coltra's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Coltra is ranked 143^rd in the world and 14^th in Kylden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 268.09 law-abiding acts per hour.