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Kyldellian Gilge

Population13.707 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.707 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,759 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 784,985 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, most ambassadors from Kyldellian Gilge retire only a few years after being appointed, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 170,326th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Avoided, scoring 0.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Black Market: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 62ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86thMost Armed: 102ndMost Cultured: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Governments: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thHighest Crime Rates: 204thLargest Welfare Programs: 212thRudest Citizens: 212thMost Inclusive: 219thMost Rebellious Youth: 222ndSmartest Citizens: 224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 232ndHighest Economic Output: 326thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 327thLargest Gambling Industry: 412thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 446thMost Devout: 711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 806thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 820thLargest Retail Industry: 947thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,817thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,948thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,078thMost Developed: 2,116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,337thFattest Citizens: 2,491stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,505thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,602ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,550thMost Stationary: 4,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,755thMost Influential: 9,035thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,008thHighest Drug Use: 11,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,976thLargest Populations: 14,706thNudest: 16,641st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, most ambassadors from Kyldellian Gilge retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Centro Social Alliance sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.

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