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Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th
The Third Social Alliance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
You mess with the people, you mess with the state!
The Founder
Influence
Negotiator
Governor / The Ruling Party
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kyldellian Halon

Population25.207 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 25.207 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 17,507 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 694,544 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 28,928th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,851.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4thMost Cultured: 6thSafest: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 12thLowest Crime Rates: 22ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 34thSmartest Citizens: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thHighest Food Quality: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 67thMost Developed: 75thLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Subsidized Industry: 128thLargest Publishing Industry: 131stMost Inclusive: 133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 136thHealthiest Citizens: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181stRudest Citizens: 185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241stHighest Economic Output: 245thMost Devout: 272ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 292ndMost Armed: 313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320thMost Advanced Public Education: 334thLargest Agricultural Sector: 388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 499thLargest Welfare Programs: 588thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 677thMost Cheerful Citizens: 775thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,221stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,737thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,746thMost Stationary: 3,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,201stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,226thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,578thLargest Retail Industry: 4,803rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,053rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,663rdMost Influential: 7,127thLargest Populations: 10,313thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,587thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,928thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,200th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Average: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the government spends billions to protect Kyldellian Halon from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.

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