Population | 23.398 billion |
Capital | The Great Fortress of Mt Iris |
Leader | The Founder |
Faith | Morvolox |
Currency | Gram |
Animal | Monster |
The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.398 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 16,172 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 691,183 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A new "thought police" branch is being developed, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, Kyldellian Halon's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Halon is ranked 3,286th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Stationary, with 3,735.66427584 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyldellian Halon created a custom banner.
- : Kyldellian Halon created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, Kyldellian Halon's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, there's a politician called Male Infant Goethe.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.