Population | 25.207 billion |
Capital | The Great Fortress of Mt Iris |
Leader | The Founder |
Faith | Morvolox |
Currency | Gram |
Animal | Monster |
The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 25.207 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 17,507 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 694,544 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Halon is ranked 28,928th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,851.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kyldellian Halon, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
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Kyldellian Halon, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
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Kyldellian Halon, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
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Kyldellian Halon, the government spends billions to protect Kyldellian Halon from a disaster that is one in a million.
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Kyldellian Halon, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
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Kyldellian Halon, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
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Kyldellian Halon, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
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Kyldellian Halon, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.