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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population13.701 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.701 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,559 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 770,702 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 175,671st in the world and 2nd in Kylden for Most Avoided, scoring 0.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Subsidized Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 45thMost Efficient Economies: 57thLargest Black Market: 58thLargest Publishing Industry: 70thMost Advanced Public Transport: 71stLargest Governments: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117thMost Cultured: 120thLargest Welfare Programs: 122ndMost Armed: 147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150thMost Advanced Public Education: 174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 180thRudest Citizens: 196thLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rdMost Inclusive: 215thMost Scientifically Advanced: 241stSmartest Citizens: 248thMost Rebellious Youth: 265thHighest Crime Rates: 312thHighest Economic Output: 342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 473rdLargest Gambling Industry: 619thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 701stMost Devout: 715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 829thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,077thLargest Retail Industry: 1,409thMost Developed: 1,758thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,354thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,409thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,586thMost Stationary: 4,629thFattest Citizens: 5,578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,174thMost Influential: 9,066thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,181stLargest Populations: 14,721stNudest: 17,257th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Dollar mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas.

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