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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thHighest Poor Incomes: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 41st
The Warzone States of
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Better go chaos then tyranny!
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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population16.119 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.119 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,961 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 804,094 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Kyldellian Mencorp. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 22,390th in the world and 19th in Kylden for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,355.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thHighest Poor Incomes: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Black Market: 47thLargest Publishing Industry: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 64thMost Advanced Public Transport: 72ndLargest Governments: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 111thMost Cultured: 117thMost Armed: 138thLargest Welfare Programs: 139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 236thMost Rebellious Youth: 241stHighest Economic Output: 255thSmartest Citizens: 260thMost Inclusive: 264thRudest Citizens: 277thHighest Crime Rates: 306thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 530thLargest Gambling Industry: 640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 660thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 777thMost Devout: 837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,824thMost Developed: 1,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,985thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,910thMost Stationary: 4,260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,114thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,172ndMost Influential: 9,698thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,408thLargest Populations: 14,443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,311thFattest Citizens: 18,169thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,390thHighest Drug Use: 22,395th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Kyldellian Mencorp.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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