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Highest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 42nd
The Warzone States of
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Kyldellian Zereack

Population14.701 billion

CapitalGreyfield City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyKerpton
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.701 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,542 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 785,147 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 1,371st in the world and 9th in Kylden for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,449.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Black Market: 51stMost Efficient Economies: 53rdLargest Publishing Industry: 62ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 94thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104thMost Cultured: 105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thLargest Governments: 119thMost Armed: 137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 160thLargest Welfare Programs: 170thMost Rebellious Youth: 172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rdMost Inclusive: 214thMost Advanced Public Education: 226thRudest Citizens: 232ndSmartest Citizens: 267thHighest Economic Output: 305thHighest Crime Rates: 314thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416thLargest Gambling Industry: 496thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 535thMost Devout: 593rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 602ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 819thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,371stLargest Retail Industry: 1,435thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,798thMost Developed: 1,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,131stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,820thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,009thMost Stationary: 4,446thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,468thFattest Citizens: 6,809thMost Influential: 10,001stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,794thLargest Populations: 14,886thHighest Drug Use: 18,966th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Kyldellian Zereack was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the nation leads Kylden in per capita stalking.

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