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Largest Mining Sector: 1,549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,399th
The Misfortune of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Kyon Kun Denwa
Kyon Kun
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyon kun

Population10.609 billion

CapitalKyonville
LeaderKyon Kun
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyNormal
AnimalKyon

The Misfortune of Kyon kun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyon Kun with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.609 billion Kyon kunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyonville. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyon kunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Normals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,564 Normals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyon kun's national animal is the Kyon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Kyon kun is ranked 20,635th in the world and 6th in SOS Brigade for Most Stationary, with 1,599.71756645788 days.

Top
1%
Largest Mining Sector: 1,549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,716thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,841stTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,212thLargest Black Market: 3,324thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,873rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,931stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,032ndMost Devout: 6,167thMost Efficient Economies: 7,368thHighest Economic Output: 8,262ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,602ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,650thLowest Crime Rates: 13,633rdMost Avoided: 14,009thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 15,015thLargest Retail Industry: 15,620thSmartest Citizens: 16,131stMost Influential: 20,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,140thMost Stationary: 20,635thLargest Governments: 22,322nd
Top
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Kyon kun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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