|Leader||General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov|
|Animal||Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear|
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.193 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 4,290 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,177 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
- : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
- : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
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