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Most Secular: 32ndMost Influential: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 340th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population11.51 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
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Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.51 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 3,366 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 292,480 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 123,202nd in the world and 1,253rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 64.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 32ndMost Influential: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 340thLargest Agricultural Sector: 451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 493rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 614thLargest Governments: 753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 805thMost Corrupt Governments: 835thSmartest Citizens: 836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,037thMost Armed: 1,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,659thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,729thMost Cultured: 3,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,310thHighest Economic Output: 3,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,491stMost Authoritarian: 4,124thHealthiest Citizens: 4,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,859thMost Efficient Economies: 5,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,970thMost Stationary: 6,870thBest Weather: 7,151stMost Conservative: 9,250thTop
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Most Developed: 12,218thMost Extreme: 13,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,877th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionMost Conservative: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 135th in the regionLargest Populations: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 189th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Novegia.

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