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Most Secular: 27thMost Influential: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 248th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population13.193 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Faith██████████████

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.193 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 4,290 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,177 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 13,277th in the world and 229th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 88.33 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 27thMost Influential: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 248thLargest Agricultural Sector: 369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 474thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 477thMost Corrupt Governments: 494thLargest Governments: 574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 589thSmartest Citizens: 650thMost Beautiful Environments: 687thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 821stHighest Poor Incomes: 843rdMost Armed: 947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,435thHighest Average Incomes: 1,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,287thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,644thHighest Economic Output: 2,681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,924thHealthiest Citizens: 2,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,248thMost Efficient Economies: 4,474thMost Authoritarian: 4,489thMost Cultured: 4,855thMost Stationary: 6,483rdBest Weather: 6,795thLargest Black Market: 6,901stMost Conservative: 9,011thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,123rdTop
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Most Developed: 13,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,211thMost Extreme: 18,644thLargest Populations: 20,698th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.

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