|Leader||General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov|
|Animal||Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear|
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.51 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 3,366 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 292,480 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
- : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Novegia.
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