Population | 26.636 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Kyrkhemgard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.636 billion Kyrkhemgardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The very strong Kyrkhemgardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,071 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,035 per year while the poor average 2,260, a ratio of 126 to 1.
All tariffs have been abolished, Kyrkhemgard has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Kyrkhemgard in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Kyrkhemgard's national religion. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrkhemgard's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Kyrkhemgard is ranked 128,540th in the world and 1st in Riyadh for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Kyrkhemgard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.