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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 548th Most Influential: 913th Most Primitive: 5,562nd
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Strength Through Freedom
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La Ascension

Population2.444 billion

CapitalArcangel Miguel

Currencygold coin
Animalwhite magical rabbit

The Queendom of La Ascension is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.444 billion Ascensios are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcangel Miguel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The La Ascensionian economy, worth 128 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,577 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the sanitised and dull music festivals of La Ascension are famed for their reasonable volume levels, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Ascension's national animal is the white magical rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Ascension is ranked 548th in the world and 87th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 203 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 548thMost Influential: 913thTop
Most Primitive: 5,562ndSafest: 8,208thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,867thBest Weather: 10,319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,570thMost Devout: 10,994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,353rdNicest Citizens: 13,678thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,239th
Most Influential: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionMost Primitive: 245th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rd in the regionSafest: 279th in the regionMost Pacifist: 327th in the regionBest Weather: 335th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 344th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 432nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 510th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 580th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 598th in the regionMost Stationary: 629th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 650th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 203 » Escevola, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Oxsania, Nova Montron, The Solar System Scope, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, The Two Jerseys, Lightmare, Si-topia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Quiescent, Hanguk-Nippon, Utondara, Tsvetania, Luddinlande, Poopisiya, Curlyhoward, Linguiniland, Barabarom, Kiasu-ism, The United Expanse, Avalonica, Jehenna, Japanese Federal Republic, Theorin, Spazzhole, Ancient Slobovia, Prefesia, Pax Dracon, Darakin, Moreana, Runsiya, Madhonia, KIROVET, Wese Zippopiteradgil, The naked people, Lotadia, Nankyoku Tairiku, Lambdaland, Lost And Found, Aidenfieeld, Anachronolandia, Terranous, WTP All the good names are taken, GI-Land, Janapuri, Pamela And Hepatitis, RestartAll, Seliyan progressive Islands, Ridehale, and 153 others.Farelonia, Trinennie, Centristvill, Noire Denholm, Dylar, North Anatnom, Enplatia, Hotdog Bigfoot, Center Lisle, Sanden, Sthalrim, Crabius, Brendleton, Bod Wareenaland, Calistan, Holy Chimerland, Kobehia, Three Rivia Levr, Havenfell, Walloonia, Uncastania, Sandaoguo, Angevin Britannia, Southern Numenor, Bentwaters, Nothanksbutseriously, Lioniel, Lumpov Hasch, Sedunn, City States Nation, Rebel-topia, Freedwanda, Farengeto, Volaworand, St Oaks, Blahblah2017, North Kanuckistan, Drystar, Sagada, Bandorion, Tsunamy, Bergenu, Sonnydesh, Trelatche, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Concrete Slab, Rhetiaa, Vos Dothrak, FreeFishers, Wyatonians, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Drugged Monkeys, PEPEP, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, PASTIR, Yellunstryer, Great Andora, Kringalia, Vincent Field, Erinor, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Paranoia, Abarri, Silberne Wache, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Aywhyou, Isokenzar, Agalaesia, Awjan, Aguatania, Spearos, Republitank, Cuuldere, Rabbitz, Xandev, Myr Nyr, Kandorith, USNE2018, Crystal Creation, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Birdkeeper, State of Iowa, North Prarie, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Stoniamera, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Ostanasia, Nowa Europa, Akindom, Fuso and Chunggu, Dasko, German Hapsburg, The Filippinas, Ariankido, Churumduul, Upper Tyrconnel, Dereistic, Pays de Loire, Staubsaugen, Aveerya, Edula, Phanama, PenguinPies, Amerion, Wild Space, North Erfton, Great Africans, Aurcania, Negoshi, Westoc Kinness, Srevana, Laropsa, Jennaterra, Ave Gloriana, Ketathinamiri Islands, Imperial Duck, Bomamani, The West Valley Mountains, Higash, Omiri, Soviet States of Latin America, Florenczia, Ratoninburg, Sodor and Mann, Mapico, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Zaelith, Gecetesse, Kindfled, Kopashu, Noveos, Phoenicia Kingdom, Benstralis, Newer Blustshinia, Romanus Terrae, Des Nak Neers, Samogitija, Direwolf1, Contemplative Triangles, Annie60, Realms of Madness, and Qawe.

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