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La Pr1mavera

Population11.389 billion

CapitalMuseum Visitor Center
LeaderMuseum Director Louis Pr1ma
Faithcard collecting

Currencylira
Animalpegasus

The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The humorless, devout population of 11.389 billion trading card collectors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,604 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is card collecting.

La Pr1mavera is ranked 13,211th in the world and 2nd in Free Thought for Most Stationary, with 1,917.83517536248 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,756thTop
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Most Devout: 3,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,793rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,234thLowest Crime Rates: 6,656thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,401stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,565thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,953rdHighest Economic Output: 11,271stHighest Average Incomes: 12,150thLargest Black Market: 12,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,006thMost Stationary: 13,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,412thLargest Mining Sector: 13,869thMost Efficient Economies: 14,405thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,956thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,663rdSmartest Citizens: 17,401stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,030thMost Influential: 22,019thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,712thBest Weather: 23,671stMost Inclusive: 25,869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,735th

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  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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