The Armed Republic of La Vitica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 684 million La Viticans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virtuti. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The all-consuming La Vitican economy, worth 71.9 trillion Vitican Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,069 Vitican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", astronomers are flocking to La Vitica to take advantage of its clear night skies, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Vitica's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Vitica is ranked 76,118^th in the world and 2,298^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 127.15517556508 Days.