The The High Priestess of Ladycat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Serval with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.223 billion Ladycatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 14.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ladycatian economy, worth 905 trillion picayunes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,766 picayunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, Bokononism has been named as Ladycat's national religion, and Lady Serval has just been declared ruler of Ladycat in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Ladycat's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Ladycat is ranked 183,015^th in the world and 94^th in Anarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.19 law-abiding acts per hour.