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Most Cultured: 22ndLargest Welfare Programs: 46thMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd
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Lakanaba

Population18.147 billion

CapitalLakanaba
Leaderthe Council
FaithZenithian

CurrencyGold
Animalslime

The Council Chambers of Lakanaba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Council with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.147 billion Lakanabans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakanaba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakanaban economy, worth a remarkable 6,667 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 367,396 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and Air Lakanaba is rumored to receive more government funding than the Lakanaban Air Force. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakanaba's national animal is the slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zenithian.

Lakanaba is ranked 206,467th in the world and 5th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Fattest Citizens, with 1.44 Obesity Rate.

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Most Cultured: 22ndLargest Welfare Programs: 46thMost Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Efficient Economies: 86thMost Cheerful Citizens: 113thLargest Governments: 150thMost Rebellious Youth: 153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 168thMost Inclusive: 193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 269thMost Devout: 280thMost Developed: 311thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 311thLongest Average Lifespans: 362ndSmartest Citizens: 435thMost Beautiful Environments: 446thNicest Citizens: 486thLowest Crime Rates: 538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 604thHealthiest Citizens: 715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 765thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 988thHighest Average Incomes: 1,013thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,056thHighest Economic Output: 1,061stMost Pacifist: 1,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,235thSafest: 1,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,737thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,932ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,793rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,540thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,846thRudest Citizens: 4,849thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,409thBest Weather: 5,792ndLargest Populations: 8,116thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,075thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,647thLargest Retail Industry: 19,588th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, Air Lakanaba is rumored to receive more government funding than the Lakanaban Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the Lakanaban Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Lakanaba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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