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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 527thMost Influential: 736thMost Pacifist: 1,170th
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Population12.763 billion

CapitalThe Great Λ

AnimalThree-legged Rook

The Type-1 Hypervisor of Lambdaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by LeLambda with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.763 billion λλλλλλ are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Λ. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient λλλ economy, worth a remarkable 2,127 trillion Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,697 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and a degree in LeLambda Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambdaland's national animal is the Three-legged Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ItCouldHaveBeenWorsism.

Lambdaland is ranked 59,250th in the world and 1,653rd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 43.02 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 527thMost Influential: 736thMost Pacifist: 1,170thMost Developed: 1,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,541stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,963rdTop
Safest: 2,064thNicest Citizens: 2,162ndSmartest Citizens: 2,187thBest Weather: 2,462ndMost Cultured: 2,493rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,008thMost Efficient Economies: 3,992ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,271stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,370thLowest Crime Rates: 4,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,684thLargest Governments: 4,894thMost Inclusive: 5,653rdMost Stationary: 5,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,233rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,717thHighest Economic Output: 6,883rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,118thMost Secular: 7,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,695thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,852ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,307thLargest Populations: 18,906thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,586th
Most Pacifist: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Stationary: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 171st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Inclusive: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 205th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 235th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 239th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 265th in the regionMost Secular: 273rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 598th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 258 » Tsunamy, Great Scapula, Theorin, Drugged Monkeys, Curlyhoward, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Kiasu-ism, Darakin, FreeFishers, Kholdan, Transtemporal Shifts, Luddinlande, The Solar System Scope, Techganet, Erinor, Abarri, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bergenu, Auphelia, Ancient Slobovia, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Sanden, Pax Dracon, Oxsania, Madhonia, Linguiniland, The Two Jerseys, The United Expanse, Sagada, Dankstergrad, Nowa Europa, Seliyan progressive Islands, Spazzhole, Soem, Cypheri, Trelatche, Japanese Federal Republic, Sedunn, Aidenfieeld, Jehenna, City States Nation, GI-Land, Yellunstryer, Escevola, and 208 others.Gymnostan, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Utondara, Vincent Field, Ridehale, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Three Rivia Levr, The naked people, Aywhyou, Drystar, Southern Numenor, North Kanuckistan, Bentwaters, Silmad, Barabarom, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Mantas Meow, PEPEP, Saciu, New Briantown, Great Andora, Aguatania, Enplatia, Aurcania, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Avonhead, Isokenzar, Esfalsa, Silberne Wache, Bod Wareenaland, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Yeldarbsland, Xandev, USNE2018, Santa Ofelia, Antarctic Empires, Pamela And Hepatitis, Cuuldere, Phanama, Festdidgea, Rabbitz, Whimichy, Kandorith, Jarilon, Walloonia, Corgitopiaa, Rascium, Herbert Island, Floofoland, Avalonica, NeoConcordia, Vos Dothrak, RestartAll, Qvait, Stoniamera, Nankyoku Tairiku, Land Without Shrimp, The Filippinas, Eastern Nyan, Wehraboos, Crystal Creation, Dasko, German Hapsburg, Changolandia, Nordafrik Conclaves, Potion Seller, PenguinPies, Amerion, Maeiland, Zaelith, The West Valley Mountains, Jennaterra, Oreo States, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Astraee, Rimandi, Tilipria, Madreia, Jaxon, Direwolf1, HUElavia, Noire Denholm, V3rmont, A leftover country, Unielvan Millorvium, Rad Asia, Nueva Alta California, Velarin, Blaash, Fasire, Los Lonley Boys, Grianal, Bleakfoot, Prefesia, Angevin Britannia, Serendiva, Noveos, Tiransia, Lesinteil, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Rly8h, Iym Winterless, Tepertopia, Ralphburg, Baltenlands, Holy Free, Votri, Tioloman, Hypersensible Crybabies, Arkalon, Farelonia, The 3rdGodKing, Mechanocs, Free Rad, Zosnor, Gliasco, Manniskoslaktet, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Eskvenn, Anserisa, Barokah, New Ancapland, InnWorm, Sau Man Frescher, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Grubville, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, New Juan Carlos Land, United Crumburrtha Federation, Sumalyo, Weburya, Westerlonia, ChickenDome, Kervanosia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Nova Kobol, Compli, Marinho Islands, East Nagaland, Shefino, The Worst army of, Starsight, Dis7Nation, Zolooloo, Markla, Gonrati, Dirkistan, Royaltica, Eden Contour, Nouvel-Indre, Laamiva, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, The Radanivans, South Western Korea, Gardenia Azul, Freest Freedonia, Peoples National Patronage, Well F, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Purple Hyacinth, United States of Vietnam, Valdutz, Ovkianos, Liberwia, Kedjens, Trinennie, Temaseka, East Lodge, Midand, Concrete Slab, South Caleblan, The Imperial Frost Federation, White Bananistan, Myness, Catillos, Sword of Summer, Andinla, Distrotika, Namhines, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, HOUSE AHSANUL, Jazzfrezia, Les Slokovia, Imperial Overmesingel, Readymade, Eirun Sol, and Merevane.

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