The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.072 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,187 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 508,389 convolutions, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, all tariffs have been abolished, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 5^th in the world and 1^st in Glass Gallows for Fattest Citizens, with 99.36 Obesity Rate.