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Lamebrainia

Population18.072 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.072 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,187 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 508,389 convolutions, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, all tariffs have been abolished, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Fattest Citizens, with 99.36 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 5thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Avoided: 13thRudest Citizens: 29thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 55thMost Devout: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77thMost Primitive: 82ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 101stHighest Disposable Incomes: 104thLargest Mining Sector: 108thMost Efficient Economies: 170thHighest Average Incomes: 278thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 523rdHighest Economic Output: 526thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,164thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,773rdMost Influential: 4,176thLargest Black Market: 4,539thNudest: 7,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,295thLargest Populations: 8,206thMost Stationary: 9,579thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,436thHighest Drug Use: 18,035th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Lamebrainia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, visions of giant pink village idiots are a common side effect after Lamebrainians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Lamebrainia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.

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