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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
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Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
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Lamebrainia

Population19.531 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.531 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth an astonishing 10,272 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 525,956 convolutions, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Incubatorium, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 96th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 56,248.16 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thFattest Citizens: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 9thRudest Citizens: 21stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 47thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 48thMost Devout: 62ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndMost Corrupt Governments: 79thLargest Insurance Industry: 82ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 88thLargest Mining Sector: 96thMost Efficient Economies: 136thHighest Average Incomes: 241stMost Primitive: 457thHighest Economic Output: 458thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 572ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,039thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,602ndMost Influential: 4,340thLargest Black Market: 6,046thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,251stNudest: 7,795thLargest Populations: 8,008thMost Stationary: 8,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,032ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,563rdHighest Drug Use: 21,371st
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Incubatorium.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, it is said that a Lamebrainian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the consumption of vegetables is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise.

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