The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.531 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth an astonishing 10,272 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 525,956 convolutions, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Incubatorium, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 96^th in the world and 1^st in Glass Gallows for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 56,248.16 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.