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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 83rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 150th
The Most Ancient and Noble House of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Noli irritare leones
Influence
Power
Founder / Duke of Wessex
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population37.492 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.492 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,878 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,499 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, Lancaster of Wessex's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, The Duke Lancaster can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 245,517th in the world and 5th in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -50.18 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 83rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 150thNicest Citizens: 158thMost Cultured: 250thHighest Economic Output: 255thHealthiest Citizens: 264thMost Valuable International Artwork: 283rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 300thBest Weather: 320thMost Developed: 327thLongest Average Lifespans: 369thMost Rebellious Youth: 391stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 435thSmartest Citizens: 436thSafest: 518thMost Pacifist: 559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 588thMost Beautiful Environments: 602ndMost Efficient Economies: 638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 643rdLargest Populations: 683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 716thMost Inclusive: 817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 888thMost Stationary: 984thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,280thHighest Average Incomes: 1,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,923rdLargest Governments: 2,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,205thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,277thLargest Retail Industry: 6,907thMost Influential: 7,527thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,986thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,656thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,338thMost Secular: 16,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,824thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,733rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, The Duke Lancaster can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancaster of Wessex's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, rumor has it that The Duke Lancaster has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancastrians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies.

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