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Most Cheerful Citizens: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 150th
The Most Ancient and Noble House of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Noli irritare leones
Influence
Power
Founder / Duke of Wessex
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population37.052 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.052 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,700 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,777 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 547th in the world and 1st in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Most Pacifist, with 234.75 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 150thNicest Citizens: 153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 234thMost Cultured: 249thHighest Economic Output: 258thHealthiest Citizens: 261stMost Compassionate Citizens: 295thBest Weather: 317thMost Developed: 327thLongest Average Lifespans: 366thMost Rebellious Youth: 396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 421stSmartest Citizens: 432ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 441stSafest: 496thMost Pacifist: 547thMost Beautiful Environments: 581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 627thMost Efficient Economies: 638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 642ndLargest Populations: 680thHighest Poor Incomes: 694thMost Inclusive: 791stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 878thMost Stationary: 996thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,234thHighest Average Incomes: 1,307thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,866thLargest Governments: 2,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,161stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,271stLargest Retail Industry: 6,974thMost Influential: 7,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,726thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,141stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,432ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,412thMost Secular: 15,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,614thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,032ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,695th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancaster of Wessex is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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