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Land of Dolts

Population514 million

CapitalIdiotsville

Currencybitcoin
AnimalThe Trump Family

The Community of Land of Dolts is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 514 million Dolts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotsville. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Doltsian economy, worth 38.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,247 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, the Doltsian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of Dolts's national animal is the The Trump Family, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land of Dolts is ranked 198,149th in the world and 7th in The Southeast Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,479thNicest Citizens: 8,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,902ndTop
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Best Weather: 10,531stMost Pacifist: 11,624thMost Inclusive: 13,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,026thHealthiest Citizens: 14,224thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,686thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,761stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,929th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Land of Dolts voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, the Doltsian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Land of Dolts voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, the World Community Games have been won again by Land of Dolts as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Land of Dolts, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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