The Postmodernity of Lands of Headington is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.085 billion Alexandrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lands of Headingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,608 trillion Golden Cat®s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 180,439 Golden Cat®s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown. Lands of Headington's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Loh.

Lands of Headington is ranked 33,262^nd in the world and 411^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.84 law-abiding acts per hour.